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Post by Chrom Cifer 🔷 on Jul 20, 2016 16:00:31 GMT
¿Qué dice una cereza cuando se mira en un espejo? Cere eza yo?  |
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Post by hernizito on Jul 25, 2016 8:07:53 GMT
Saben cuál es le mejor peón del ajedrez?
El camPEÓN
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Post by shinigamiefe on Jul 25, 2016 19:29:57 GMT
Sabéis porque ludicolo se dice que tiene muchos años?
Porque tiene 40 tacos.
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Post by Chrom Cifer 🔷 on Jul 25, 2016 21:24:28 GMT
Había un a vez un pollito, levantó una patita y le gustó, levantó la otra y se cayó .....
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Post by bd on Jul 26, 2016 13:17:55 GMT
-¿Qué le dice un jaguar a otro?
-¿Jaguar you?
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Post by Golden Wings on Jul 29, 2016 0:10:16 GMT
Ok se me ocurrieron otros chistes.
Mamá: Hijo, me contó un pajarito que te drogas.
Hijo: Mira, la que anda hablando con pajaritos eres tú.
Ahora Otro.
(Una chica y un chico en la plaza, la chica con un libro).
Chico: Hola
Chica: Hola.
Chico: ¿Qué haces?
Chica: Leo
Chico: ¿A sí? yo soy tauro :v.
Uno más xD.
Juan: Hola Richard.
Richard: Hola Juan, ¿Ese perro de ahí es tuyo?
Juan: Sí, es mío.
Richard: Genial, ¿Cómo se llama?
Juan: Wi-fi.
Richard: ¿Por qué Wi-Fi?
Juan: Porque se lo robé al vecino.
XD #Chistaco
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Post by shinigamiefe on Jul 29, 2016 9:09:51 GMT
Fernando va a casa de un amigo y ve un perro.
Fernando:Anda!Que mono el perro¿Cómo se llama?
Amigo:Quien.
Fernando:No,pero como se llama el perro.
Amigo:Así,Quien.
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Chrom Cifer 🔷
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Post by Chrom Cifer 🔷 on Aug 5, 2016 16:55:54 GMT
Chiste de star wars por que si De donde saca han solo su leche? pues de chubaca |
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Post by Snow<Ray> on Aug 5, 2016 17:40:01 GMT
Hay dos hombres en un ascensor uno le dice al otro
-Llama al ascensor
El otro dice:
-ASCENSOOR!
-No, con el dedo-Dice el otro
El otro tipo se mete el dedo en la boca y con el dedo ahi grita:-ASCENSOOOR!
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Post by Usernown on Aug 5, 2016 18:57:12 GMT
Que le dice un gigante a otro?
Piensa en grande
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Post by Golden Wings on Aug 5, 2016 23:10:40 GMT
Chico: Mamá estás escuchando skrillex? no sabía que te gustaba.
Mamá: No hijo, solo prendí la licuadora.
Es malo lo sé xD.
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#freeniseba
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Post by rukiano on Aug 6, 2016 1:16:19 GMT
ola xikos oi bnego kon un xiste.
Está el profesor de Jaimito y le pregunta:
- Jaimito, ¿A que corresponde esta formula química? "H20 + CO + CO"
- Pues profe es muy sencillo. Es agua.. de coco.
:V.
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Noticiero las 24 horas de la semana.
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Post by NTN-42B on Aug 10, 2016 19:25:01 GMT
¿Cuál es la única vaca que juega stall?
Stall Queen MOO.
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Post by Chrom Cifer 🔷 on Aug 18, 2016 16:55:34 GMT
Juan: como se dice zapato en ingles? Luis: Shoe Juan: y un zapato? Luis: a shoe Juan: salud |
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Post by Golden Wings on Sept 5, 2016 3:17:08 GMT
Revivo.
[Jaimito en la sala de clases]
Profesora: Okey alumnos, estoy aquí para enseñarles, así que empezaré con los más lentos. Pónganse de pié todos los que se creen estúpidos.
[Jaimito Se levanta]
Profesora: Jaimito, ¿Te crees Estúpido?
Jaimito: No profesora, pero es que me da pena verla parada a usted solita.
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Post by DiegoP♫ on Sept 6, 2016 14:17:24 GMT
Mi padre tiene un trabajo que queda a todos con la boca abierta
¿Qué es?
Dentista
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Post by GlobalHooper on Sept 6, 2016 22:18:11 GMT
No contare el de Miss Tetas por el amor de cristo pero aqui va uno Cuantas feministas hacen falta para cambiar una bombilla? -Da igual, porque las feministas nunca serán capaces de cambiar nada -Don't kill me  |
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Post by Hydreigon / Empisi9899 on Sept 10, 2016 18:30:09 GMT
Que hace un alcoholico al ganar VoD?
Se emborracha con una botella de VoDka
(Ya pueden matarme)
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Post by bd on Sept 12, 2016 15:32:59 GMT
-Joder, ¡Me han robado todas las sillas! No sabeis como me siento  |
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Post by Temistokles on Sept 18, 2016 17:37:37 GMT
Abrir solo si te gusta el humor inapropiado -cariño estás preciosa -dime algo que no sepa -aparcar +"Hola ola" -"Usted nada nada?" +"No traje traje"  /me runs away |
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Post by DiegoP♫ on Oct 3, 2016 14:10:14 GMT
¿Qué se disuelve antes, el nesquik o el PSOE?
badum-tss
Ok, ya sé, demasiado visto.
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Chrom Cifer 🔷
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Post by Chrom Cifer 🔷 on Oct 3, 2016 22:45:03 GMT
Warning: este "chiste" puede no causar gracia, se recomienda discreción ¬¬
-Primer acto:
Una cuerda acostada en un sillón.
-Segundo acto:
Una cuerda acostada en un sofá.
-Tercer acto:
Una cuerda acostada en una cama.
¿Cómo se llama la obra?
La cuerda floja.
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Post by bd on Oct 7, 2016 17:15:40 GMT
-No tengo límites en la cama!
-WTF
-Sí, anoche me caí 5 veces!
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Post by Daya on Oct 16, 2016 21:59:20 GMT
Tengo que dejar un chiste demasiado malo, pero dejarlo xD
Cuchillo: Holaaaa
Cuchara: ...
Cuchillo: Holaaaaaaa cucharaaa responde :c
Cuchara: ...
Cuchillo: Vaya, es como si no es-cuchara!!!
*10 Gatos Japoneses mueren porque leiste este chiste*
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Post by Golden Wings on Nov 3, 2016 19:46:51 GMT
¿Qué le dijo un perro a otro perro? Miau (Era bilingüe) |
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